OH MY GAWD!!!!

Are you friggin kidding me? Ladies and gents, go ahead and start selling plasma, digging for pennies, signing up at Benchmark, whatever you gotta do. The next 3 weeks are gonna be killer. So, buckle the fuck up-hope to see you all out...


May 29
Tribeza Happy Hour
Free drinks. Free food. Valet parking. 'Nuf said. 6-8pm. Bridges on the Park, 210 Lee Barton Dr.

The Marq's 1 Year Anniversary
They are opening their doors at 7, and I know I read somewhere that there were free drinks from 8-9. I doubt my welcome will be as warm as it has been in the past, but oh well....

May 30
Grupo Fantasma CD Release Party
Sonidos Gold is being released, and GF will certainly make you dance your happy little ass off. DJ Chicken George is opening. Doors at 9. $16.

May 31
Car Stereo (Wars) Get Glowing
My favorite DJ is heading out of the country for a few months (he'll be back in September), but he's doing his last show right with a take off on Kanye's Glow in the Dark tour (minus the $90 price tag)

Brownout!
Another fave band that won't be around this summer (only touring as Grupo). Catch them at low-key Club DeVille.

June 5
Chuck Palahniuk
There are lots of details on this one, so just go to bookpeople.com. I am officially fine with posting this, now that I have my tickets. (Woo-hoo!!!)

June 7
Ring the Alarm
Jah Mighty, Baaby G, etc at The Parish

June 8
MySpace Secret Show
At the Parish. I couldn't figure out who it was, so if anybody knows, let me know!

AFRIKA BAMBAATAA
at Beauty Bar. Yes, I did pee my pants a little when I read that. Yay. That's all I have to say.

June 9
Dilated Peoples, Aceyalone, The Alchemist, 88 Keys
Emo's. Fuck. Yes. $16. (seriously, this big of a show, for $16 and Bun B charged 20? F That.)

June 11
The Rza
Emo's. $19.

June 14
Busdriver
Mohawk. $13.

and oh yes my friends, he's back! Aesop Rock on July 25 at Emos!!!!! don't go to Dallas this time, D.